hokay so

I'm guessing all of you are familiar with the little ads that show up on the right side of the screen on Facebook?
some of them are really fucking weird.

I just saw a few today that I would like to share with you

ok. Bullet point time.

1. that has got to be the creepiest picture I've ever seen. Could they have not found a better picture of this "cute christian girl" which, I don't find her cute in this particular picture, and how are we supposed to know that she's even christian? So what does that leave us with? ...Girl?

2. Hook up with 1000's of local...what the fuck? 1000's? Dude, seriously? It baffles me that somehow thousands just wouldn't cut it. And I love the apostrophe in between 1000 and S

3. If these girls are so christian that they would join a christian singles website...why would they be "hooking up?" The last time I checked [and correct me if I'm wrong] hooking up means in the very least having some physical relations with someone else...is this not against christianity? whatever.

NEXT ONE

1. What the hell does this even mean? It tells you nothing about what will happen if you click this link. It's almost like a billboard...but at least a billboard tells you what they're talking about?

2. This picture is just beyond weird. I understand the whole selling your soul to the devil and shit...but why couldn't they have just put an actual devil? Instead of some creepy blonde guy with devil horns with that prickish grin...

ugh.

Internet ads.

Today was a good day.

Love, Will